Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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