its not stalking. its research.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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