No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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