She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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