JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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