I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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