I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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