Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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