People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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