Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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