yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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