i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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