TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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