North Korea, Best Korea!
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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