do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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