I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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