i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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