I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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