So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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