Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
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