I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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