hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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