Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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