Small penises have feelings too.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
You pole danced in your parka.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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