she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
