i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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