I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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