You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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