So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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