Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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