I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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