I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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