I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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