Dual....:-)
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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