Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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