id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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