You're so nebulous sometimes
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
We're too hungover to prance.
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