did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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