Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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