well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
