now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
