whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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