what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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