Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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