Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Randomize
