Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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