I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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