Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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