rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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