do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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